You’re Not Going to Believe the Christmas Gift List Ukraine Sent to the U.S. – PJ Media

Dear Santa, er… Mr. President 

Wassup, Joe? It’s your old pal Volodymyr Zelenskyy, president of Ukraine. Please tell Blinken to stop with the Voldemort jokes. They aren’t funny anymore.

It’s been a while since we talked. Is it something I said? I noticed that the Republicans threw a monkey wrench into the U.S. funding my war, so is it something I did to get you Americans angry with me? Just tell me and I’ll fix it right away. 

I know you don’t want to hear this, but it’s not enough. We need more. More of everything. More guns, more bullets, more tanks, more vehicles, more planes, more tanks. More, more, more. You might not believe this, but we didn’t have much in the way of arms when the war began two years ago. 

So all I want for Christmas are some of the items on this list. Actually, I want all of them, but I don’t want to seem greedy.

Your friend, 

Voldemort

Reuters:

The comprehensive list included weapons Ukraine already has in stock like Abrams tanks and 155 millimeter artillery, as well some weaponry such as F-16s, drones and long-range ATACMS missiles that it has asked for in the past.

But the list has a few surprises including big-ticket items…