I must admit that I am paraphrasing, not quoting, former Admiral John Kirby.
Kirby serves as Coordinator for Strategic Communications at the National Security Council (that’s a mouthful!) and informally as the Press Secretary for Joe Biden when the White House needs somebody more competent than Karine Jean-Pierre.
Since KJP is in that role not to perform it but to be proof that Joe Biden truly madly and deeply loves and respects black lesbian Haitian immigrants with kinky hair, Kirby steps into the role when difficult questions about truly important matters are likely to come up.
In his role as chief flak on important matters, Kirby is often called upon to lie more convincingly than Jean-Pierre. At this job, he is, if not good, rather smooth. Unfortunately for him, Biden’s policies are almost always impossible to defend, and Kirby winds up looking like a doofus, though I suspect he is not.
A great example is his exchange with a reporter yesterday. At the White House podium, he is asked about the current high threat of terrorism that FBI Director Christopher Wray spoke about before Congress.
Wray testified that he sees flashing lights everywhere, suggesting that a…
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