I used to sleep soundly with a smile on my face.
This was because I knew the threat of global warming had been destroyed once and for all by the introduction of paper straws.
But now, it turns out that President Trump has killed the paper straw savior.
How will we live now?
How can we enjoy our drinks now without soggy straws leaking their paper chemicals into our beverages?
Liberals everywhere are probably now wearing sackcloth and ashes over this.
All joking aside, this was a no-brainer and I’m glad President Trump has dealt with this paper straw nonsense!
Paper straws were ridiculous. Trump says back to plastic straws. pic.twitter.com/SGIgbko7f7
— MAKE 1984 FICTION AGAIN (@DudenSlavka) February 10, 2025
The Guardian reports:
On Monday, Donald Trump took aim at a “ridiculous situation” that directly affects his daily life: paper straws.
He signed an executive order that rolls back a Biden administration policy to phase out federal purchases of single-use plastics, including straws, from food service operations, events and packaging by 2027, and from all federal operations by 2035.
“It’s a ridiculous situation. We’re going back to plastic straws,” Trump…
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