Ready for next political act
Infamous last words:
Jay Leno: “Secret Service guys are brave. In what other job are you asked to take a bullet for your boss? I mean, other than working at 7-Eleven.”
George Carlin: “Politics are so corrupt. Even dishonest people get screwed.”
Winston Churchill: “Eating my words has never given me indigestion.”
Mort Sahl: “Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they’ve stolen.”
Woodrow Wilson: “A conservative is one who just sits and thinks — mostly sits.”
Bobcat Goldthwait: “Easy to be politically correct and liberal when you live in a gated community.”
Buck Henry: “We need a president who’s fluent in at least one language.”
And burbled in the streets of DC: “Soon America’s going to have all honest politicians. Reason being, there’s nothing left to steal.”
Hey, it’s a setup
Comedian Joey Adams on Richard Nixon: “In the first place nobody ever thought he could win even if he ran unopposed.”
Phyllis Diller’s political thoughts: “Never go to bed mad. No matter who you’re for, stay up…
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